Blogroll question: What’s the worst job you ever held, and why was it so awful?
The worst job I ever had…was one that I really would have enjoyed under other circumstances.
Now, it wasn’t exactly a job in the traditional sense that I do some work and get paid for it. No no. It was an archeaological dig site that I worked at for a summer during college for credit, meaning I was actually paying for being allowed to dig holes in the ground under the scorching sun.
I had always been interested in archeaology (still am) but had never had much real contact with it, so I decided to sign up for a summer of field work to get a taste for it.
The work itself was exhausting and sometimes frustrating. It was a brutally hot summer, as per usual in southern Illinois. I don’t think there was a single day that the temperature didn’t at least hit 90°F. And it never, ever rained. For two whole months. Now imagine yourself standing on a square of dirt about 50 x 50 ft from which topsoil and corn has been removed by a backhoe. All around there is a kind of levee of the scraped off plow zone and beyond that, the remaining cornfield. There is no shade.
Now imagine getting up at 4:30 every morning to drive from your housing to the dig site. And working until about 4pm with a 30 minute lunch break under an only moderately opaque tarp stretched between some poles driven in the dirt. I was as tan as I’ll ever be by the end of the summer, despite liberal applications of sunscreen and a giant straw sun hat
The work consisted of carefully shaving layers of clay up off the ground with a sharpened shovel and depositing them in a bucket, then hauling that bucket to a screen, lifting it up and dumping it out, followed by forcing the clay through the screen to filter out any artifacts. Every day I wished I was in Egypt, like you see on TV: pouring sand on the screen, giving it a gentle shake, and it sifts right through like flour. If you shake a screen full of clay, the clay will just pill up into little balls. It was a real workout for the shoulders to get that clay squished through the quarter inch mesh.
All around me, my fellow students were uncovering broken pots, hoe blades, etc. One even found one of the largest caches of celts ever excavated in the US. The house pits I excavated had obviously been inhabited by obsessive-compulsive Cahokians; they were always clean as a whistle. The only place I ever found any chert flakes was embedded in my palm during screening. At least I never ended up at the nearby Urgicare center after stepping on a razor-sharp trowel or shovel, like several others.
It was hard, but I was good at it. So good that the site supervisors would have liked me, as they only student, to help them carefully excavate some human remains (but I didn’t have any A&P beyond high school. You have to know what the leg bone connects to so you don’t drive a shovel through it.).
I would have even enjoyed it, under other circumstances. But, as life would have it, I had just gotten involved in what was to be the most drama-filled, disappointing relationship of my life. My then-boyfriend and I hadn’t been together long when he decided to spend the summer studying abroad. The drama of being apart that summer was enough to seriously make me cringe, looking back at it. But what can I say?
Add to that the fact that half of my fellow students knew each other from one university, the other half knew each other from another university (it was a joint dig) and I knew no one.
Add to that our last weekend, when I hung out with the students from one of the universities for the first time and got as drunk as I’ve never been since, for good reason. I don’t think I’d ever had more than one drink before that and had no clue of my limits. It was a disaster, so much so that almost 10 years later, I’m still embarassed.
Add to that a slight breakdown the next day when the mother of all hangovers tipped the scales of stress.
I went home for two days following this little break down while the rest of the crew went on a kind of overnight field trip. I rejoined them for our “final exam”, which was actually the most fun of the whole class: the archaeolympics. It included a trowel toss, atlatl carving, a game of chunky and a clay-sculpting competition. I actually won at chunky and my sculpture of a mother goddess garnered much praise from everyone (sadly, I gave it to my then-boyfriend as a present and haven’t seen it since).
It’s a shame, really. Just goes to show how important your working environment can be I guess. Can turn a lousy job into a good one and vice versa.